But landlord Pat Fat stated, "This is compensation culture gone crazy.  For fuck sake, of course there's going to be insects in any fucking garden, more so in the Summer.  It's not my fucking fault that guy got stung.  Surely it's not me who should be forking out millions - rather, he should sue the wasp".

          USA TODAY: Arnold Schwarzenegger, an actor best known for trying to wipe out humanity, is now to stand for Governor of California, America's richest state.  With the approval of George Walker Bush, Schwarzenegger hopes to take commando of a trend for Hollywood to commandeer the political establishment.  "There is a gradual blurring of fantasy and reality taking place", says Consultant Psychiatrist Raj Persaud, "but what the heck, he's gotta be more interesting than newt-obsessed Ken Livingstone".
"I vant to start a nuclear war", claimed Schwarzenegger at a Press Conference, before adding, "ha ha, only jok

          TWO nuns were riding their bikes along a cobblestone lane.
          "I've never come this way before", said one.
          "No.  It must be the cobbles", said the other.